Jokes and riddles

    Question                                                                                        Answer


What key cant open a door?                                                             A monkey and a donkey
What can you catch but not throw?                                                  A cold
What runs but never walks?                                                             Water
What goes around the world and in a corner?                                  A stamp
Where do cool mice live?                                                                In a mouse pack
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?                                   Because it waves
What button wont you find in a tailors shop?                                 A belly button
Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?                                               Because then it would be a foot
What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?                        Dry stones!
What's the difference between here and there?                               The letter T
What kind of room has no windows or doors?                               Mushrooms
What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?                  Whatever you want it cant hear
I am weightless but you can see me. Put me in a bucket and I'll make it lighter. what am I?  A hole
What kind of star is dangerous?                                                     A shooting star
What comes down but never goes up?                                           Rain
What occurs once in a minute twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?   The letter M
Why is 10 scared of 7?                                                   Because 7 ate {8} 9 so 10 is next
What is the centre of gravity?                                                        The letter V
What is the last thing you take off before bed?                              Your feet of the floor
What is always coming but never arrives?                                      Tomorrow
What has eighty-eight keys but cant open a single door?                A piano
If I drink, I die. If I eat I am fine. What am I?                                Fire
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?                          Lunch and Dinner
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. if you eat it you die What am I?  Nothing
Where do snowmen go to dance?                                                  Snowballs
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?      Your to young to smoke